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Jun 25, 2015

If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more...
If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough. Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life.

If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact...
If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce. -- Jack Nicholson

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very...
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. -- Oscar Wilde

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional...
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days women behave the most like the way men behave all month long? ...

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have...
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis


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