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Jun 26, 2015

Ben, why didn't you tell me? -- Luke Skywalker
Ben, why didn't you tell me? -- Luke Skywalker

Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are...
Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are for plants to live in. (3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.

Benson's Dogma: ASCII is our god, and Unix is...
Benson's Dogma: ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.

Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in...
Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either. -- Oscar Wilde

Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able...
Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk. He'd been transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival. Founded in Colonial times by the WASPs, the insemination fo MBH by non-WASPs had taken place only mid-twentieth century with the token...


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