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Jul 6, 2015

If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional...
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days women behave the most like the way men behave all month long? ...

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have...
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis

If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit...
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once!

If you analyse anything, you destroy it. --...
If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Miller

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