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Aug 16, 2015

One toke over the line, sweet Mary, One toke over...
One toke over the line, sweet Mary, One toke over the line, Sittin' downtown in a railway station, One toke over the line. Waitin' for the train that goes home, Hopin' that the train is on time, Sittin' downtown in a railway station, One toke over the line.

One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been...
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed

One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares...
One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so, because they bite. -- Vladimir Lenin

One-Shot Case Study, n: The scientific equivalent...
One-Shot Case Study, n: The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes green.

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