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Sep 1, 2015

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during...
A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important...
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you...
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture...
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.

The night before the english history mid-term, your biology...
The night before the english history mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.


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