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Sep 23, 2015

IMPARTIAL: Unable to perceive any promise of personal...
IMPARTIAL: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors...
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find...

In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble...
In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin in a very familiar pose - arms raised above him, leading the country to revolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it from behind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing...

In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with...
In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of Panama, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its liking. In 1990, Iraq, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of Kuwait, invaded that country...

In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.


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