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Sep 27, 2015

A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar...
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Kipling

A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly...
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. -- Emerson

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and...
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. -- Robert Benchley

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. --...
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck

A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel...
A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr. and Mrs. After a very...


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