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Jan 11, 2016

Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your...
Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. -- Nelson Algren

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always...
Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject. -- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might...
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your...
Never tell. Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die'. I didn't know what...

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do...
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

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