Daily Fortunes

Jan 7, 2016

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd...
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first...
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,...
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price

Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become...
Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers...
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery. -- George Jean Nathan

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