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Oct 17, 2016

Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!

Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! ...
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law: Name \#

Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.

Swahili, n.: The language used by the National Enquirer...
Swahili, n.: The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions. -- Johnny Hart

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