Daily Fortunes Nov 1, 2016 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 13, 2018
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Nov 1, 2016

Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never...
Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of...
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or:...

Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling,...
Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" ...
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before." "I thought you said you were an accountant!"

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't...
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


Daily Fortunes for Nov 1, 2016
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
2018201720162015201420142014201320122011
201020092008200720062005    
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes