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Nov 11, 2016

politics, n: A strife of interests masquerading as...
politics, n: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce

Pollyanna's Educational Constant: The hyperactive child...
Pollyanna's Educational Constant: The hyperactive child is never absent.

POLYGON: Dead parrot.
POLYGON: Dead parrot.

Polymer physicists are into chains.
Polymer physicists are into chains.

Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage...
Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.


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