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Nov 22, 2016

The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh? And the, um,...
The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh? And the, um, plains stretch out like my moms girdle, eh? There's lotsa beers and doughnuts for everyone, eh? So the last one to be peaceful and everything is a big idiot, Eh? So shut yer face up and dry yer mucklucks by...

The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets...
The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end. -- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show"

The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few...
The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant out certitude.

The United States Army; 194 years of proud service, unhampered...
The United States Army; 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.

The universe is all a spin-off of the Big Bang.
The universe is all a spin-off of the Big Bang.

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