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Dec 11, 2016

I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune...
I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.

If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this...
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.


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