Daily FortunesDec 12, 2016
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have... If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry... If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Anton Chekhov
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman... If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Buren
If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at... If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married... If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
-- Ann Landers
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 12, 2016
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