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Dec 25, 2016

Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G. K...
Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G. K. Chesterton

Cold, adj.: When the local flashers are handing...
Cold, adj.: When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.

Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their...
Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.

Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on...
Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.

College football is a game which would be much more interesting...
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution...


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