Daily Fortunes

Dec 31, 2016

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,...
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -- Mark Twain

The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed...
The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go. A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's, far...

The Public is merely a multiplied "me." ...
The Public is merely a multiplied "me." -- Mark Twain

The ripest fruit falls first. -- William...
The ripest fruit falls first. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is...
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. -- Mark Twain

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