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Dec 5, 2016

"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor...
"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception." -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989

Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read...
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be...
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Allen

California, n.: From Latin "calor", meaning...
California, n.: From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia'" for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the...

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. --...
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb


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