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Feb 13, 2016

Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and...
Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some cigarettes."

Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: ...
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.

Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: ...
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password.

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom...
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A:...
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

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