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If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average...
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. -- Leonard Levinson

If at first you fricassee, fry, fry again.
If at first you fricassee, fry, fry again.

If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which...
If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is identified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a collection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then I have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists...

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only...
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged,...
If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse. -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837


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