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Mar 25, 2016

Your lucky number has been disconnected.
Your lucky number has been disconnected.

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that...
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. -- Samuel Johnson

Your mind is the part of you that says, ...
Your mind is the part of you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?" ... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!" -- Steven and Ondrea Levine

Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart,...
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.


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