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Mar 30, 2016

I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back...
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.

"I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!" ...
"I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!" -- Paul McCracken

"I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry...
"I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger." -- Gloria Steinem

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic...
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify...
"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it." -- English Professor


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