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Jun 20, 2016

What is a magician but a practicing theorist? ...
What is a magician but a practicing theorist? -- Obi-Wan Kenobi

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind...
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. -- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875

What is the difference between a Turing machine and...
What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.

"What is the Nature of God?" ...
"What is the Nature of God?" CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR...CLICK...=BEEP!= 1 QT. SOUR CREAM 1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT 1/2 CUT CHIVES. STIR AND SPRINKLE WITH BACON BITS. "I've just GOT to start labeling my software..." -- Bloom...

"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING...
"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?" -- Bertold Brecht


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