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Jun 24, 2016

"I'm an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about...
"I'm an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about 5 minutes to find.." (Linus Torvalds in response to a bug report.) > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find.. Disquieting ... (Gonzalo Tornaria in response to Linus Torvalds's mailing...

I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last...
I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few months. I just love debugging ;-) (Linus Torvalds)

Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of...
Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit operating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top programmers from the underground world of virus development. Bill Gates stated yesterday: "World domination, fast -- it's...

if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1],...
if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) { printf("Don't Panic!\n"); exit(42); } (Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS)

+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + ...
+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + + year -= 42; +#endif (From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner)


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