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Aug 15, 2016

The steady state of disks is full. --...
The steady state of disks is full. -- Ken Thompson

The story of the butterfly: "I was in Bogota...
The story of the butterfly: "I was in Bogota and waiting for a lady friend. I was in love, a long time ago. I waited three days. I was hungry but could not go out for food, lest she come and I not be there to greet her. Then, on the third day, I heard...

The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have...
The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

The street preacher looked so baffled When I asked him why...
The street preacher looked so baffled When I asked him why he dressed With forty pounds of headlines Stapled to his chest. But he cursed me when I proved to him I said, "Not even you can hide. You see, you're just like me. I hope you're satisfied." ...

The streets were dark with something more than night...
The streets were dark with something more than night. -- Raymond Chandler

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