Daily Fortunes

Aug 2, 2016

Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more...
Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more as something to be avoided than harped upon. Possibly the horror that Zaphod experienced at the prospect of being reunited with his deceased relatives led on to the thought that they might just feel...

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you...
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelbart

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed...
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin...

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same...
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wright

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