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Jan 18, 2017

Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Never eat prunes when you are famished.

Keep emotionally active, cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep emotionally active, cater to your favorite neurosis.

A RACF protected dataset is inaccessible.
A RACF protected dataset is inaccessible.

RACF is a four letter word.
RACF is a four letter word.

You may be recognized soon. Hide! If they find you, lie.
You may be recognized soon. Hide! If they find you, lie.


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