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Jan 28, 2017

Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers
Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers

What foods these morsels be!
What foods these morsels be!

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison...
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. -- Titus Lucretius Carus

What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring...
What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him. -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is...
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.


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