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Jan 30, 2017

I always turn to the sports pages first, which record...
I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warren

I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E...
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis

I always will remember -- I was in no mood...
I always will remember -- I was in no mood to trifle; 'Twas a year ago November -- I got down my trusty rifle I went out to shoot some deer And went out to stalk my prey -- On a morning bright and clear. What a haul I made that...

I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will...
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.

I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than...
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.


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