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Oct 20, 2017

"How did you spend the weekend?" asked...
"How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary of her blonde companion. "Fishing through the ice," she replied. "Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?" "Olives."

"How many people work here?" ...
"How many people work here?" "Oh, about half."

How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs

"How would I know if I believe in love at first...
"How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?" the sexy social climber said to her roommate. "I mean, I've never seen a Porsche full of money before."

"How'd you get that flat?" "Ran...
"How'd you get that flat?" "Ran over a bottle." "Didn't you see it?" "Damn kid had it under his coat."

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