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Nov 23, 2017

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday,...
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. -- William Bragg

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs,...
Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.

Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's...
Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell." -- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"

Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.

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