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Nov 25, 2017

A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart,...
A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started?" A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder...

A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! ...
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Abbott's Admonitions: 1: If you have to ask, you're...
Abbott's Admonitions: 1: If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. 2: If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. -- Charles Abbot, dean, University of Virginia

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