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Nov 29, 2017

Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.
Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.

Rascal, am I? Take THAT! -- Errol Flynn
Rascal, am I? Take THAT! -- Errol Flynn

Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image...
Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I saw at the airport... Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of computer magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport store. Does it bother anyone else that half...

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926

Re: Graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only...
Re: Graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.

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