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Nov 6, 2017

Sears has everything.
Sears has everything.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty...
"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have said 'Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now." "I never ask advice about growing," Alice...

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why...
Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home center. And before long home centers were...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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