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Dec 24, 2017

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said...
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said sentence sextuply...]

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing...
The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing. -- Judge Harold T. Stone

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless...
The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless. -- Hosea Ballou

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible...
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. -- Wavy Gravy

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick...
The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively. -- Peter Beard

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