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Dec 3, 2017

He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.

He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived...
He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived. -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"

He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round...
He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round the lamp. He looked again and saw it was A penny postage stamp. "You'd best be getting home," he said, "The nights are rather damp."

He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden...
He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife. Just as...

[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which...
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set. -- Ring Lardner


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