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Dec 30, 2017

Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita...
Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A: God gave New Jersey first choice.

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats...
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.

Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like...
Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it? A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three.

Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad,...
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme.

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: ...
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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