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Feb 5, 2017

It looked like something resembling white marble, which...
It looked like something resembling white marble, which was probably what it was: something resembling white marble. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wright

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama...
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen

Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had...
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops. -- Steven Wright


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