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Feb 8, 2017

Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts...
Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's shirts but they're going back. -- "The Rockford Files"

Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you...
Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you. Could you call me at... My name is... uh... Never mind, forget it! -- "The Rockford Files"

My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold...
My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it. -- The Dragon to Grendel, in John Gardner's "Grendel"

My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper...
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window. We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to measure, then we picked...

"My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" ...
"My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX


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