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Mar 15, 2017

Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.

Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander...
Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander the Grape.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One...
Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: ...
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.


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