Daily Fortunes

Mar 3, 2017

What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.
What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.

Whatever became of eternal truth?
Whatever became of eternal truth?

Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute...
Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills." -- Herb Caen

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose...
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. -- Collis P. Huntingdon

"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's...
"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!" -- Mom

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