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Apr 10, 2017

Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through...
Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site. What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eager: No problem, just post your message to a group that a lot of people read. Say, "This is for John Smith...

Dear Sir, I am firmly opposed to the spread...
Dear Sir, I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places. They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result in the farmers being forced to grow smaller...

DEATH: To stop sinning suddenly. --...
DEATH: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard

Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.
Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.

Death comes on every passing breeze, He lurks in every...
Death comes on every passing breeze, He lurks in every flower; Each season has its own disease, Its peril -- every hour. -- Reginald Heber


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