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Apr 18, 2017

It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...
It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's...
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.

Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry...
Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake. Pick one. (1) It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake. (2) It's cheaper than going to France. (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday...

Killing turkeys causes winter.
Killing turkeys causes winter.

Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George...
Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith


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