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Football combines the two worst features of American life...
Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, "Men At Work: The Craft of Baseball"

Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off...
Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. -- Jimmy Breslin

Fortune finishes the great quotations, #15 "Give...
Fortune finishes the great quotations, #15 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." And while you're at it, throw in a couple of those Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #14...
FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #14 The Baby Ruth candy bar was not named after George Herman "The Babe" Ruth, but after the oldest daughter of President Grover Cleveland.

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer"...
From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado


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