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Apr 22, 2017

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will...
Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction. Proof by induction: N=1. Trivially true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to. Assume true for N, prove for N+1: If you are on any of...

After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will...
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

After the Children of Israel had wandered...
After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would finally find and enter the Promised Land. With him, he brought his favorite robot, faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his gear...

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from...
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.


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