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Apr 30, 2017

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This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
This system will self-destruct in five minutes.

* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *
* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not...
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological Literacy for...

Those who can't write, write manuals.
Those who can't write, write manuals.

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