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Apr 5, 2017

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there...
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Bois

A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch...
A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it. By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it. As he was hanging there for dear life, he looked up and cried out, "Is anybody there?" A deep majestic voice...

A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of...
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road. -- Alexander Smith

A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke...
A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke. The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish." He then calls out, "Ivan! Come over here and bring your brother." Two men, bigger than...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"


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