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Apr 6, 2017

It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun...
It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for. -- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard

It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child...
It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer"; because, in any decent house, a brat that starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed. -- Arthur Binstead

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate...
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights...
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.


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