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May 25, 2017

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then...
Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it. -- William Buckley

Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you...
So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster. Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of 8-millimeter video equipment. ... OK!...

Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power...
Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon. -- K.A. Arsdall


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