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May 26, 2017

My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always...
My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood) "Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant. -- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"

My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go...
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy

My My, hey hey Rock and roll is here to stay The king is gone...
My My, hey hey Rock and roll is here to stay The king is gone but he's not forgotten It's better to burn out This is the story of a Johnny Rotten Than to fade away It's better to burn out than it is to rust My my, hey hey The king...

My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able...
My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown,...
My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"


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